Whatever happened to those exciting adventures, Just a Simple Monk? See, if you're not from this time and you're still an airbender anyway, that's pushing the date back pretty far. Plus, I'm pretty sure airbenders aren't supposed to go on exciting adventures. They're supposed to sit around and eat vegetables and being boring and snobby about philosophical crap all day.

So.

[He fusses with the end of his braid, looking nonchalant, but smirking dangerously all the while.]

Either you're telling me a lot of really interesting lies to cover up something boring or a lot of really dumb lies to cover up something really interesting. Depends on which kind of idiot you are.

[As if he's satisfied that there are no new split ends, he drops his hair back over his shoulder and favors Aang with his full attention.]

One kind of idiot gets his ass kicked for wasting my time and the other better hope he makes things worth my while or he's not gonna be making any more pies any time soon. Or ever again.