He laughed at that. Was she trying to scare him with the threat of the chief of police? Like he cared. If he wanted to lay low and not draw attention to himself, he wouldn't be having this conversation in the first place. And he'd probably have gotten a haircut at some point in his life.

"Like I'd deny it! I might even go with you if I didn't have anything better to do. I'd like to see that old hag's face, anyway. Is it true she's physically incapable of smiling?"