Wasn't intentional! Zhu Li, it's been three months!
[He takes a step forward, but stops himself half way. Stop it, Iknik, you don't touch Zhu Li, that's not what you're supposed to do. He tries to turn his half-way poised arms into some kind of intentional dramatic gesture. It is somewhat effective.]
The kettle!
[He swears this was a normal thought process. The gold club gets flung to the side dramatically.]
You know, the one I invented that just plugs in so you didn't have to go to the kitchen to boil water? How the hell does it turn on, I've been staring at it for three months and it's never turned on once I have to get the guy from the kitchen downstairs to try to bring boiling water up and it's been TERRIBLE!
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[He takes a step forward, but stops himself half way. Stop it, Iknik, you don't touch Zhu Li, that's not what you're supposed to do. He tries to turn his half-way poised arms into some kind of intentional dramatic gesture. It is somewhat effective.]
The kettle!
[He swears this was a normal thought process. The gold club gets flung to the side dramatically.]
You know, the one I invented that just plugs in so you didn't have to go to the kitchen to boil water? How the hell does it turn on, I've been staring at it for three months and it's never turned on once I have to get the guy from the kitchen downstairs to try to bring boiling water up and it's been TERRIBLE!